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Floyd is the only staff member of The Morning After Kent.
He applied for an internship in the Post Manhattan newsroom, but was instead "rewarded" with his own bureau for the same pay and class credit.
He has no scruples about writing fluff pieces that glorify local businesses, particularly those that advertise with the Kent bureau, since it fills column inches.
Floyd, who's busy as editor and designer, has also taken to filling the Post Kent with letters from townies and KSU students and giving them 80's heartthrob headshots for his own amusement.

Floyd's Kent Contributors